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It measures 30 cm.

Imagine you are Conan the Barbarian.

Put yourself in their shoes.

Yes? I'm going to count to 3.

And when I finish telling it, you're going to imagine you're bloody Conan the Barbarian.

You have some steel arms. A thick, dark mane of hair. You are wearing a loincloth.

Yes?

But you're properly buggered because a thousand years ago Atlantis sank and took all human knowledge with it, relegating it to the era in which you live of barbarism, sword and sorcery.

Yes?

Come on, 1, 2 and...

3.

Are you imagining it?

You are the bloody Conan the Barbarian. You are ripped and your penis is 30 cm long. But your world is crap. It's a wasteland without decency full of bastards and You spend all day chopping heads off and beating the absolute crap out of horrible beasts to survive.

Now tell me.

What do you prefer?

Living there or in a world where Is it normal to finish work at 5 pm and get stuck in a one-hour traffic jam?

Would you rather live there or in a world where they tell you how you have to be, what you have to feel or how you must behave?

Anyway.

Same with this Duelbook it takes you out of the modern rat race for a while.

Or maybe not.

Then you go back to your 9 to 5 job.

Greetings slave,

Sergio